Friday 22 April 2011

Daily Blog - Day 3 - Honking mad, this is RUBBISH!


 
I was trying to keep my blogs lighthearted and insignificant, they were supposed to be about nothing in particular, but this has annoyed me, it's just disgusting and there isn't any excuse for it. 
I could sit here and rant about the British Waterways for not dealing with this, but I doubt the British Waterways threw all this crap in the canal, I doubt that very much.  It is there responsibility to pick up the crap, but it is our responsibility to put our crap in the bin and not throw it in the canal int he first place! 
I am pretty sure the British Waterways have much better things to do with their time than pick up the crap we throw in canals.  We aren't 2 years old and they aren't our parents, so why should they pick things up after us?

You know those big rectangle or cylinder things you see all over the place with an opening on all sides and ashtray on the top?  Well, they are called bins.  These bins have an opening on each and every side because some people are so thick that they can't even work out that if there isn't an opening on the bin on the side they are standing they have to move around the bin and go to the other side to put their rubbish inside. 
We have no excuse not to use bins.  Everyone knows thats where rubbish belongs, nobody sees these things in the street and walks up to them as if they are some strange kind of alien spacecraft that we have never seen before.  We ALL know what they are. 
It's not hard to throw things in a bin, it's not even slightly hard.  It's easy, it is beyond easy.  It takes exactly the same amount of thought to throw rubbish in canals as it does to throw it in a bin. 

Caveman one "ugg I don't need this, what shall I do with it?"
Caveman two "ugg throw it away."

Caveman one throws the rubbish on the floor because cavemen didn't have bins!  But we aren't cavemen are we, this is 2011 and we should be able to do something as simple as thinking "ugg, I don't need this, ugg, what shall I do with it? ugg, throw it in a bin."
So why is this happening? 
Why is there litter everywhere?
People are lazy and don't give a flying f*ck about the planet, the future of the planet or anything that lives on the planet.  People are selfish, only care about themselves and the current second their brian is in.
The British Waterways need to sort this out due to our sheer laziness, they need to spend time and money sorting this out because we are too lazy to find a bin, money which they could be spending on other things. 
It's not like rubbish is even heavy, it doesn't break our backs to hold onto it until  we come across a bin, even a disabled person in a wheelchair could put it on their laps until they find a bin.   It's not hard, but if we can't even teach our children this one simple thing - put rubbish in bins - how on earth can we teach them anything else.
And to all of you d1cks out there that say "if I didn't throw it on the floor then bin men wouldn't have a job" you really need to get a grip and take your head out of your arse. 
If people didn't steal the police wouldn't have a job; if people weren't put in prison for rape then the prison wardens wouldn't have a job; if people didn't abuse children then the people at the sexual register wouldn't have a job, but does that make it right? 
If it does then I am well within my rights to go out and steal peoples children, rape them and dump their bodies in a canal, just to keep people in jobs. 
That's how it works, isn't it?
I was angry with the British Waterways yesterday, but today I am angry with everyone on the planet who can't be arsed to care for it.
If you see nothing wrong with the pictures below then you don't deserve to be on the planet and you should be shot into space, which no doubt is what is going to happen to all of our rubbish in the future if we don't sort ourselves out.  We are polluting and destroying our own planet by turning into a gallactic rubbish dump, which will turn into a toxic cesspit when global warming kicks in, and then we will go about polluting the entire universe with our stagnant rubbish! 
Well done us, we were given a wonderful planet to live on where we could flourish as a species, grow wonderful things and admire the beauty of nature, but instead of doing that we are turning the planet into a steaming stellar cesspit, the perfect breeding ground for flies, maggots and disease, well done us! 
Everyone should give themselves a good pat on the back.

This is NOT post apocalyptic england, this is right now, just outside your window.

 
One for sorrow

Would you drink that water?

 
Why should they have to drink that water?

 
Would you swim in that?



Why should he have to swim in that?

I could go on, but I am too annoyed, I hope everyone is suitably ashamed of themselves.

2 comments:

  1. It's dreadful isn't it. How do we go about getting it cleaned up though?

    I reckon we should have a 10p environmental tax on every can & bottle sold, then we can have an army people to clean up the mess that is everywhere.

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  2. I think people just need to be educated to put things in bins, it's not like i'm even saying to recycle. It would be wonderful if people recycled, but if people can't even put things in a bin how can we ever expect people to recycle.
    I have no idea why something so simple can be so hard.
    The tax actually sounds like a good idea, but I would worry that ignorant people would say "i've been taxed to pay for someone to clear up after me" and then throw more rubbish on the floor.

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